TYPES

Your classmate plagiarizes--
"I wrote about flowers because I wished to write deliberately, to front
only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it
had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not
lived."
Your classmate fails miserably--
"I like flowers. Flowers can smell good and make a room look pretty.
When I give flowers to my girlfriend, she usually thinks that I'm a good
person and makes me dinner. While her cooking is not great, it is free,
and when I tell her that it's good, she usually rewards me in some way.
And that's why I like flowers."
You procrastinate and pray for the sudden death of you, your teacher, or
some distant (preferably across the country) relative.